Tuesday, August 16, 2011
The Lokpal Bill for Dummies – A Hilarious Take on the Lokpal Bill
The people of India elect a bunch of morons every 5 years, who then rule over them. The elected morons are all powerful and no law can touch them. Even if the law touches them, the magical morons can wriggle out of any situation as they are all powerful. In 65 years of independent India, for about 50 years, a group of morons with a big powerful HAND have been ruling India. The current leader of this group is an old wise man, Manu. He is only the face of the group. The real power is Lady Pasta who controls Manu with a stick, known as the spanking stick. Everyone is afraid of the spanking stick. They say the stick makes no sound and leaves no marks. And Manu being old, is thinking of retiring after 3 years. He does not have the guts to go against Lady Pasta and take a spanking. His bum will not be able to withstand the spanking. Who wants to lead a life where you are not able to sit comfortably even on a throne and sleep on his stomach every time he sleeps. He has led a good life till now and does not want to spoil the rest of it.
Morons who lose the elections are given loudspeakers and drums. Their job is to create confusion and noise when the elected morons try to do some work. It does not matter if they agree to the work that the elected morons do. Their job is defined as use the loudspeakers and drums to create confusion and that is what they do.
The elected morons with the HAND control the house of wealth. Here they can sell anything and everything that India has. They have managed to sell some waves of the air and have lots of money. With the house of wealth in control, they are all powerful. They have access to the muddy field of moneybags where they play football. The field of moneybags is actually property of the Indian people, but no one cares. The muddy fields of moneybags is actually a ground with lots of mud called corruption mud with an equal amount of diamonds. As elected rulers, they can play in the mud and when the game is over they take the mud and the diamonds that stick to the mud and their sweaty bodies home. They do not care to wash the dirty clothes after playing in the mud because the more the dirt on their clothes, the more dirtier their body, the more diamonds stick to them.
Long time back, a good guy called Shanti Bhushan decided that since the diamonds belonged to the people of India, the members of the house of the wealth should be made to have a wash and also wash the clothes after playing in the fields of moneybags. The diamonds should be returned to the moneybags field. He got a purchase order for a basic model of washing machine for washing the clothes and a shower room for the members after a game in moneybags. He also made a handbook with rules on how the fields of moneybags can be used and how anyone disobeying the rules be held accountable under law. But the members of the house of wealth kept the Purchase order and handbook hidden so that they could continue looting the moneybags fields. Many years passed and people forgot about the purchase order and handbook.
Suddenly arrives the main protagonist of this story, a frail old man called Annu. Annu was in the army and is a man of principles. He has decided to be a bachelor his entire life and work for the good of the people. Seeing that the muddy fields of moneybags has become more murkier, the small diamonds all siphoned off. Now there are big diamonds that stick to the muddy bodies. The rules of the game has changed. He knows that the Purchase order is hidden somewhere and finds it. On finding the old purchase order he knows that the older washing machine will have no effect under these conditions. The shower room should also be more modern. He wants a new purchase order to be made. One which has a powerful washing machine that cleans every dirt from the sweaty, muddy clothes of the ruling morons who play in the fields of moneybags and a better and modern shower room. He wants everyone to have the same rules when they play in the moneybags fields. Even the leader Manu will have to undress and wash his clothes when he returns from the field. He wants to change the nature of the corruption mud to be changed so that it is not so sticky.
This is not acceptable to the ruling morons. They have been living a lavish life because of the diamonds. Their power is derived from easy access to the moneybags field. This would have not been acceptable to the opposing house BHAJAPA too if they would be the ruling morons. But since they are the house of loudspeakers and drums they have to make a noise and they start making a noise and create confusion.
Annu gets an army of people supporting him. He goes on a fast. Anyways with years of army training and working in his village fields, food is not so important. Farmers in India are supposed to grow food for others and are not supposed to eat it. In his old age, he can go on for days without food. Manu has to back off and agrees to look at getting a new Purchase Order made. But then Madam Pasta is playing her games and Manu does not agree to the purchase of the new washing machine and shower room. Who wants to be spanked?? It is back to base one.
Being cornered, Manu unleashes his dirty rats on Annu. A rat comes back and says that he has seen some corruption mud on the backside of Annu’s undies. It is a 2x2 inches patch of corruption mud and has some birthday cake stuck to it too. And another interesting observation made is that the undies are orange in colour with a sword emblem on it. The rat had x-ray vision and could see through Annu’s dhoti. Bachelor Annu has celebrated many birthdays (some in a wild way) and wonders how this corruption mud got on his undies. He, being a bachelor boy, does not take off his dhoti even to wash his undies and has never seen the colour of his undies. He starts wondering about the mystery of the 2x2 inch patch of corruption mud on his undies.
But then army life has taught him to keep fighting till his last breath. You take bullets on your legs but still march ahead. He again decides to go on a fast. One person eating less in India can motivate all Indians to get the new washing machine and shower room installed. He wants to fight till the end. But Manu will not allow him to begin his fast.
The story continues… Wait for more…
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
BBMP Elections - Viji, the APRO
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| Vijita Gandhi as APRO |
Monday, February 22, 2010
Valentines Day 2010 - Trip to Mother Marys Shrine, Nagamangalam
On the way we met Parthibhan from Kolar Gold Fields (KGF) on his bicycle. He was on his way from Bangalore to Kanyakumari and then back to Bangalore via Kerala.
Now for the route to Nagamangalam:
From Bangalore to Hosur. Turn right at Victoria Hotel. Take the Hosur-Rayakottai road till you reach J.G. Farms.
Check the pictures here.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Brightest and Biggest Moon of 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Ride on the Hosur Road Elevated Expressway
We decided to check the fly-over. 26th January, being Republic day and a holiday for us, off we went in the evening. The ride was smooth and it took us about 10 minutes to reach Electronic City from Bomanahalli. The lighting was good though there were no lights on some stretches. There were traffic controllers on the road and vehicles keeping to their lanes.
A good thing for all working in Electronic City.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Celebrated Viji's Birthday
In the evening we went to Infant Jesus Church, Viveknagar, to seek the blessing of Miraculous Infant Jesus. Then had a quiet dinner at Coconut Grove. The appams and fish curry was awesome.
My Swimming Companion
Check the pictures of my cute little friend here
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Beach Holiday @ Karde-Harnai (29th and 30th December, 2009)
On reaching the port, see the Harnai light-house. A boatman agrees to take us to Suvarnadurg for 500 rupees and we get in the boat. The sea is rough and the boat bounces on the waves. A beautiful island with thousands of sea-gulls. What a view! The boatman suddenly says that the sea is too rough and he is finding it difficult to go to the fort. Harry and I force him, inspite of the pleas of Valerina and Mayuri to turn back. He manages to take us to the fort and we have one hour to explore. There are lots of bats hanging on a tree. We also see a crow's nest with a baby crow in it. In fact, we can touch the baby crow if we want to. Wish there was some maintenance that was done for the fort. The way back is smoother as the wind is behind us.
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Monday, January 18, 2010
Miraculous Water of Our Lady of Lourdes, St. Mary's Shrine, Nagamangalam
About a year ago, we heard about the Shrine of Our Lady of Lourdes, about a couple of kilometers from Hosur. I and Vijita wanted to visit it. There were a couple of people who had heard of the shrine but directions on how to reach them were confusing. Also searching the internet for information did not yield any results. This is my attempt to provide an information on the Shrine of Our Lady of Lourdes at St. Mary's Nagar, Nagamangalam.
Nagamangalam is on the Hosur-Rayakottai State Highway. There are a couple of ways to reach it:
- When coming from Bangalore, reach Hosur and cross the Hosur fly-over. On the flyover, you will be able to see the Hosur Main Bus stand on the right. After the flyover ends, take the right turn at the first junction. You should be able to see a petrol pump and Victoria Hotel. On this road, take the first left and you are on the Hosur-Rayakottai road. Nagamangalam is about 22 kms from here.

This is the junction where you need to take the right after the Hosur Fly-over
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| The Victoria Hotel should be seen when you take the left |
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| The Sign Board where we have to take a right turn on the Hosur-Rayakottai Road. |
- When coming from Bangalore, before the Hosur fly-over take a right for the Denkannikottai road. You will reach a cross-roads where a left leads to Kelamangalam. Take this left till you reach Nagamangalam. Check here for pictures and directions for this route.
- Another road that has been suggested is - Bangalore -> Attibele -> TVS Road -> Rayakoteah Road -> Kelamangalam -> Nagamangalam -> Church.
Address: J.G Farm, St. Mary's Nagar, Nagamangalam,
Ph. Nos: 9894897052 / 9677643499 / 9443513416 / 9629207090
Mass Timings
Everyday: 11:30 a.m.
Saturday and Sunday: 11.00 a.m. and 3.30 p.m. (Rosary, Mass and Adoration)
On every Second Saturday:
Car Procession: 10:00 a.m.
Healing through Prayer Service: 11.00 a.m.
Followed by Mass and Adoration
The following extract is from a pamphlet that was distributed during the Feast of Infant Jesus, Viveknagar, Bangalore on The Origin of the Miraculous Water from our Lady of Lourdes. courtesy L. James Mary & Family)
On 19th May, 2008, Rev. Fr. Joy Oonnukallell OSB, Rev. Henri Bonal M.E.P., Rector of St. Mary's Church, Rayakottai and Mr. Periyanayakam, a traditional Christian devotee from Kelamangalam, gathered together in the J. G. Farm to discuss about the Chapel which they had constructed in honour of Our Lady of Lourdes. They were discussing where to fix the Holy Cross and the statues of Our Lady of Lourdes and and St. Alphonso. Around 8 a.m., while they were discussing about the place, Mr. Prabhakaran, a worker in this farm, dug the soil in the farm. Suddenly there was clear and pure water gushing out of the hole that he dug. This pit was only one and half deep. Mr. Prabhakaran had no intention of digging a water pond. Astonishingly, a 660 feet deep borewell dug nearby earlier had failed to yield any water. This pond is the same big pond that we see at the shrine today.
Seeing this water, Rev. Fr. Joy felt an extra-ordinary shock. He felt and told Mr. Prabhakar that the water was something special. Father gave this water to a 25 years old young worker on this farm, who was suffering from diabetes for a long time. The worker used to take 2 doses of insulin injections per day. He drank this water for one and a half month and his sugar became normal and he was completely cured from his disease. Now he is not taking insulin or any other medicines. This was the first miracle done by God with this water.
After this incident a lot of miracles happened with this miraculous water in and around the village and other places. Miraculous cures were witnessed patients suffering from diabetes, blood presure, cholosteral, skin diseases, ulcers, cancer, heart problems, chikungunya, joint pains, arthritis, T.B., family problems, etc., by drinking this water.
Images of the Solar Eclipse captured by Viji
Friday, January 15, 2010
The Solar Eclipse and Vijita
15th January, 2010 - the first solar eclipse of the year. A solar eclipse till now was just one of the things that happen in life. But this time it was different. Vijita was all armed with the information of the solar eclipse. When the eclipse will begin and when it will end. She woke early though school was closed. (Superstitions still control things in India). Breakfast was ready early and the hunt began for the elusive solar eclipse goggles in Bangalore. We had only one and she did not want to risk Ria trying to imitate her when she looked at the spectacle in the sky. Ria is a copy-cat so was bound to follow her actions. The hunt was unsuccessful. Bangalore is a big city but some things don't exist here. I am trying to get the body of a Samsung 3010 phone for 2 months and have tried about 100 shops and still no luck. The worst part is that shopkeepers don't even make a promise that "Saar! come tomorrow, will get it for you". Anyways, that's another story.
The hunt was over and we were back home. 2 minutes for eclipse for begin and off she is with the goggles. I am trying to get ready for work and she has already made arrangements that Ria is at her best friend Kannan's house so that she can watch the solar eclipse peacefully. I too take a 2 minutes glimpse before rushing to catch the company cab. I knew that she would have a great time watching the eclipse.
There are very few people in this world who are passionate about their work. Vijita is one of them and hope this passion continues and grows.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Trek from Donigal to Yedakumeri and then descent to Gundia
irst bridge. There is a thin strip of metal on the bridge so makes crossing the bridge easier. But then one has to be sure that there are no trains coming. Who wants to jump off a bridge to avoid a running train???Around 1 p.m., when we were having lunch, met a few people from BMCIndia who were on the way to Yedakumeri too. Decided to walk faster as these guys had left Donigal 2 hours after us. We were too slow or probably clicking too many photographs. Picked up speed, walked faster and overtook the BMC guys and stayed ahead of them. On the way there are 2 bridges, one with the strip of metal and the other without. Crossed the one without and felt good. It was not very difficult and do-able.
Anyways, 4.30 a.m. and we are walking in the dark towards tunnel 35. Not much to see in the dark. As daylight breaks, see the Bangalore-Mangalore highway on the right. Can also see a stream that we will have to cross if we have to reach the highway.
Reach tunnel 35, no path is seen that leads down. Cross tunnel 35, still no path that leads down. Meet a guy who has walked from Mangalore till here and wants to go further. He has no money to buy train tickets. What courage! He too wants to get off the tracks now and joins us. Walking on stones for the past 30 kms is now getting monotonous. Come back to the beginning of tunnel 35 and see a path which seems to be a path that follows a waterfall. No one is ready to listen to me to go down that path. Climb down the path and see that there is a chance to get down. Ask Gans to join me. He too seems to agree that we will reach somewhere, looks like a path. Sameer and Deepak too climb down and the BMC folks follow. Though this is not a proper path, one needs to get on his haunches at some places to climb. But it is better that walking another 10-15 kms on the tracks. Sameers sports shoes soles were broken to 2 pieces and Deepak had cuts on his feet as he was wearing slippers and not shoes.





































